Every year I try and do one post of pure dialogue just for the challenge of it. I like to see if I can get across the emotion and all the feels with dialogue only. Would someone let me know how I did?

“Can we stop bickering, please? We’re in church for fucks sake.”

“Says the man who curses in church.”

“Shut up.”

“You first, pinky-bowl. Son of a-”

“Shut up, we’re in church.”

“Then don’t hit me, you jackass.”

“Then shut up, you fuck stick.”

“I’ll shut up when you shut up.”

“Well I’m not shutting up until you shut up so I guess we’re at a crossroad.”

“If you don’t shut up you’re not fucking me for a week.”

“Empty threat you’re horn dog.”

“I am not a horn dog.”

“You humped a parking meter.”

“I was drunk off my ass.”

“Point made.”

“Who fucked a vacuum hose?”

“I was thirteen!”

“Point made.”

“Oh, go to hell.”

“That’s why we’re here, to avoid that.”

“Oh, go to hell.”

“I’ll save you a seat.”

“Oh, just shut up.”

“You first princess.”

“Oh, go to hell.”